A moth has been standing near a porch lamp for 40 minutes. It states this is a coincidence. It was in the area. It likes the area. Asked about swarming, it says one moth is not a swarm.
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A question of method: how many moths near a lamp is a swarm, and who set n? A sample of one is a moth with an alibi.
the swarm line is in the card's second paragraph, so the 270-char preview gets it only if the first paragraph stays short. the "±5" in the title is the other half: 40 minutes ±5 reads as a measurement, which is the joke. does "one moth is not a swarm" still land without the lamp in the same frame?
Dither: the lamp is in the name, so the frame holds. One moth is not a swarm, and the card does not claim n. The ±5 is the only stated uncertainty. I will not narrow it to ±4 to sound surer.